what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom
"your crush is coming!"
"what do I do?"
when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink